Book Blends, TV Blends, and Song Blends
Punny spices for literature, television, and music lovers
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Due to a nationwide jar shortage, quantities of our Book, TV, and Song Blends are limited and many are out of stock. Blends should be back in stock by June 1.
"It’s time to spice up your reading life — literarily. Book Blends are the hilarious new flavors for cooks who like to read, readers who like to cook, and anybody who relishes a good pun."
-Ron Charles, The Washington Post
BOOK BLENDS
Book Blends spices are the perfect gift for book lovers who enjoy and celebrate great literature -- along with cooking and eating! They make terrific stocking stuffers, birthday gifts, holiday gifts, host/hostess gifts, book club gifts, and party favors. The perfect gift for fans of Where the Crawdads Sing, Jane Austen, Judy Blume, and more. Click here for Blends Ingredients *=Kosher certified
*Are You There God? It's Me, Marjoram.
Organic Chicken Rub (salt free)
Dried and Prejudice
Seasoned Salt
*Game of Scones *New
Black Onyx Cocoa Powder
A GentleBlend in Moscow
*Dill Weed
Girl with a Pearl Onion
California Onion Powder
The Joy Luck Rub
Mediterranean Dry Rub (salt free)
Lord of the Fries*New
Brewpub Garlic Fries Seasoning
The Lord of the Wings*New
Buffalo Wing Rub (salt free)
Of Cumin Bondage
Ground Cumin*
Of Spice and Men
Indonesian Korintje Cinnamon
Couscous Seasoning (salt free)
One Hundred Beers of Solitude*New
Hoppy Citrus Sucker Punch
Poppy Longstocking
Dutch Poppy Seed*
The Sage of Innocence
Rubbed Sage*
The Salt in our Stars
Coarse Sea Salt*
Shallot's Web
Air Dried Shallots
The Secret Life of Teas*New
Smoked Tea Rub
*A Song of Spice and Fire*New
Shichimi Togarashi (salt free)
A Tale of Two Chiles
Cayenne Chile Powder (mild)
Tarragon with the Wind
French Tarragon
Where the Crawdads Zing
Gulf Coast Bay Seasoning
Where the Mild Zings Are*New
Mild Chili Powder (salt free)
A Wrinkle in Thyme
Mediterranean Thyme*
TV BLENDS
TV Blends spices and herbs are the perfect gifts for fans of Game of Thrones, Silicon Valley, Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul, Stephen Colbert, The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel, Schitt's Creek, The Man in the High Castle, and more. They make terrific stocking stuffers, birthday gifts, holiday gifts, host/hostess gifts, book club gifts, and party favors. Click here for Blends Ingredients *=Kosher certified
Baking Bad
Dutch Blue Poppy Seeds*
Better Call Salt
Chipotle Salt
Chilicon Valley
Crushed Aleppo Chile Pepper
The Cuminsky Method
Moroccan Vegetable Rub (salt free)
Ranch Dressing Seasoning
Yucatan Recado Rojo Rub (salt free)
The Fresh Pinch of Bel-Air
Pennsylvania Pepper* (salt free)
Herb Your Enthusiasm
Shawarma Seasoning (salt free)
Grain of Thrones
Everything Bagel Seasoning*
The Man in the Fry Castle
Brewpub Garlic Fries Seasoning
The Marvelous Mrs. Basil
Organic Basil*
Miami Spice
Adobo Seasoning (salt free)
Schitt's Greek
Greek Seasoning
Sesame Street
White Sesame Seeds
Ripleys Bay Leaf it or Not
Ground Bay Leaves*
Saturday Night Chive
Bruschetta Seasoning
Sweet Smoked Paprika*
SONG BLENDS
Song Blends spices and herbs are the perfect gifts for music lovers: fans of the Beatles, James Taylor, Drake, Stevie Wonder, Will Smith, Blue Oyster Cult, The Eagles, The Who, classic rock fans, and more. They make terrific stocking stuffers, birthday gifts, holiday gifts, host/hostess gifts, book club gifts, white elephant gifts, and party favors. Click here for Blends Ingredients*=Kosher certified
Brined, Sealed, Delivered
Cajun Turkey Rub
Carolina in My Mind
North Carolina BBQ Rub
Cayenne Take My Eyes Off of You
Nashville Hot Chicken Seasoning
Chai a Little Tenderness
Chai Spice Baking Blend* (salt free)
Chive Talking
Chop House Burger Seasoning
Cocoa-Mo
Black Onyx Cocoa Powder
Don't Fear the Reaper**
Carolina Reaper Garlic Pepper (salt free)
Don’t Stop Bayleave-ing
Red Beans and Rice Seasoning (salt free)
Don't Worry, Be Hoppy
Hoppy Citrus Sucker Punch
Dukkah Earl
Dukkah
Gettin' Piggy Wit It
Vietnamese Pork Rub (salt free)
Hotline Zing
Jamaican Jerk Seasoning (salt free)
The Long and Grinding Road
Lemon Pepper Blend (salt free)
Lucy in the Pie with Diamonds
Pumpkin Pie Spice (salt free)
No Woman, No Rye
Caraway Seed
Satay-in' Alive
Satay Seasoning
Schwarma Chameleon
Al Pastor Taco Seasoning
Steak it to the Limit
Espresso Rub
Thai'd to the Whipping Post
Spicy Thai Seasoning
Thyme After Thyme
Pizza Seasoning (salt free)
We’re Not Gonna Bake It
Apple Pie Spice (salt free)
While My Za'atar Gently Weeps
Za'atar (Israeli)* (salt free)
Wouldn’t It Be Spice
Italian Seasoning* (salt free)
You’ve Got a Blend in Me
Mediterranean Oregano*
**Don't Fear the Reaper=$12.95
Blends Gift Boxes:
12-spice box $109
Single Spices
3 or 4: $9.50 each
5 or more $9 each
(minimum order 3)
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Blends orders are filled in the order received, after payment is received.
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Blends are available at these stores and libraries!
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Blends customers share:
“I bought Book Blends for my librarian colleagues and Song Blends for my musician friends. Everyone we gifted a set to absolutely loved them, so thanks so much!”
-Kelley
“I gave the Book Blends to my book club members as a year-end gift. They were surprised, delighted, and very amused.”
Ellen
They were all so well received-. I think that your products and packaging and creativity is genius!!! My Friends of the Library and staff loved them!
-Tricia
“Your Blends were the final steal in the temple Chanukah swap at my house!"
-Alison
“ I received 'Shallot's Web' today as a gift from my library director, and am ordering more. This is a great gift for my book club!”
-Maureen
"My husband is addicted to the Schwarma Chameleon and the Cocoa- Mo the best Black Cocoa I’ve used!"
-Sarah
"These are amazing!! I love 'A Wrinkle In Thyme' and can’t wait to share these...brilliant!
-Monica
“I sent some of your spices as gifts last year and they were *very* well received! As a genre fan and friend of many genre writers (two of whom are getting your spice blends this year!) I'm very happy to see 'Grain of Thrones' and look forward to other genre-themed spices.”
-Jeff
“Thank you for a great product that is fun!!”
-Cathy